Ten Years Ago
Dumped some annoying chick called Adele......I suppose she wasn`t too annoying, cause I did marry her.
Five things on todays ToDo list(i`ll give you tomorrow)
1. Kill another Connifer, if feeling adventurous 2
2. Get credit with another mobile company, if part a goes well, part b is getting a new phone from said company for my wife to use, Part c is parting company with Hellstra
3. Umm, Xbox??
4. Cat Food, Kitty needs Dry Food.
5. I`m sure My Wife would prefer a spot left open for one of her "surprises"
Snacks I enjoy
Arcitic Mints, I get these rarely as they dont really make them anymore, I only find them at specialty lolly shops, like the one we went to the other day at Federation square when we picked Clare up, me I hoard my lollies so I still have some left.
Things I would do if I were a millionaire
Have the most awesome office in the world, with complete entertainment system, you think I have a good DVD collection now, I think Lotto could enlarge it somewhat.
Places I have lived
Wingham, Old Bar, Canberra, Ballina, Queanbeyan. Within Canberra : Rivett, Stirling, Weston, Kambah, Isabella Plains, Monash and Pearce. (Ballina was only a few months, but I lived there)
Stuff I do
Contact Me
Joke of The Day
A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up
and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
1 comment:
Good one! I should have had 10 years ago I invited my brothers ex to my wedding!!!
Loving the tomato...go for the full set I say!
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