The Slanket

Oh yes indeedy, gotta have one of these :

The Slanket, looks warm as.

Anyway, week is over, albeit a shortened 3 day week this week, thanks to Mary`s Visit :).
Weekend begins tomorrow at 5am for the big Garage Sale, have to go make some signs. Well, good luck to you all, time for some Bones and Life. Bye.

Joke of The Day

A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up
and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife..

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

Phrog

Friday, November 7, 2008

The Slanket

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