Making my first Blog entry.
Umm, ripped out another plant today, did the first one last week, but the bin filled up, so round 2 to me as well.
Watching LOST tonight with Potato Wedges with Sour Cream for Dinner, MMMMmmmm.
Saw my sister today, see Adele`s Blog for that one.
Yeah probably will get very bored of this real soon.
Already run out of stuff to say. Hmm, I`m even absent a rant. Am I sick? no feel fine. Damn, could do with some sick leave, got heaps at work, but then I guess I have to go to the doctor for the certificate etc. too much effort.
Kitty has been feral all day, he seems to get like this when its windy.
Dr Who tomorrow, unfortunately its a 2 parter so will have to watch both eps next week, so I can watch it in one go, hate cliffhangers.
Anyway enough for this one.
Outta here. Bye
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Joke of The Day
A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up
and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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